First Day of School

Dear Diary,

This is Elissa.  I thought I might need to reintroduce myself since my life has totally GONE DOWN THE TOILET.

My parents are gone and I'm stuck with this loser Rob.

Our place is so lame, I have to sit on the TOILET to eat and the place has NO FLOOR.  Even the maillady runs away as fast as she can after throwing our mail on the floor.

The schoolbus came today and everyone saw where we lived.  A girl came home with me, but I think she just wanted to laugh at my pathetic NON HOUSE.

I know Rob has been salvaging through the dump for our stuff, it is SO embarrassing.

I want my parents back.